youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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