whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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