Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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