you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We had sex on a dog bed..
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
