thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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