Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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