He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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