does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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