so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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