Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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