My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just high enough for therapy.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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