so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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