I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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