Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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