i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
