i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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