yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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