yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
