The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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