I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Someone signed my nipple.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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