CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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