First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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