My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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