Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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