Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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