I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I think I sprained my soul last night
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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