That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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