therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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