I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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