if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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