Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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