I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
do herpes really smell.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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