I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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