Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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