so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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