Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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