Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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