It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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