So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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