God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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