He disabled his match.com account in front of me
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Randomize
