You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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