Buhtt sex?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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