On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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