There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
