Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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