you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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