how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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