He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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