The maid of honor just puked.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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