we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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