redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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