My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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